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Postby PsychoDiablo » Tue Jul 10, 2007 2:35 pm

Mole Family

A papa mole, a mama mole, and a baby mole all live together

in a little mole hole.



One day, papa mole sticks his head

out of the hole, sniffs the air

and said,

"Yum! I smell maple syrup!"



The mama mole sticks her head

out of the hole,

sniffs the air and said,

"Oh, Yum! I smell honey!"



Now baby mole is trying

to stick his head

out of the hole to sniff the air,

but can't because the bigger moles

are in the way.

This makes him whine,

"Gee, all I can smell is....



MOLLASSES!


*runs from angry crowd throwing tomatoes*              
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Re: groaner

Postby aussiewannabe » Tue Jul 10, 2007 2:41 pm

What? No smiley that throws tomatoes? >:(
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Re: groaner

Postby Ashar » Wed Jul 11, 2007 7:06 pm

Wow........................... :D :D
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Postby DONTREADMYUSERNAME » Thu Jul 12, 2007 2:10 pm

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Re: groaner

Postby PsychoDiablo » Thu Jul 12, 2007 3:47 pm

wasn't that bad :'( ;D
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Postby H » Fri Jul 13, 2007 7:19 am

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Re: groaner

Postby fighter25 » Sun Jul 15, 2007 3:55 pm

Groan... now I'll have to hit you with a hammer
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