St. Peter asks the first man how many times he had cheated on his wife, he replies 5 times.
Peter says "That's not so bad" and gives him a Porsche 911 to drive around heaven.
The second man tells Peter that he was cheated 3 times.
Peter says "That's even better" and gives the second man a Lamborghini Diablo.
The third man says that he has cheated 0 times.
Peter says "That's magnificent" and gives him a Bugatti Veyron.
A few days later the porche driver stops at a totaly wrecked Bugatti Veyron to see the driver wetting him self laughing so much. He asks him what's so funny.
I've just seen a vicar on a push bike
