A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed a most
unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.
A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about fifty metres behind.
Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a pit bull dog on a leash.
Behind the man and the dog was a line of 200 men walking in single file.
The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the man walking the dog,
'I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen
a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?'
The man replied, 'Well, that first hearse is my wife.'
'What happened to her?'
The man replied, 'My dog attacked and killed her.'
He inquired further, 'Well, who is in the second hearse?'
The man answered, 'My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the
dog turned on her.'
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between
the two men.
'Can I borrow the dog?'
Yeah, you can borrow the dog." the man replies
"- but you will have to get in line!'
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