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Postby Ein » Mon Jul 02, 2007 8:04 pm

......To any Dutchmen (or women!)

Q: Why does Dutch food taste like farts?

:-? : I dunno Billy-Bob, why?


A: Because they cook it in Dutch ovens!!!

;D :D ;D :D : LOL!!!!!!!
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Re: No Offence.......

Postby Sir_Crashalot » Tue Jul 03, 2007 10:32 am

Hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahaha :-? :-? :-?

Crash ;) (It ain't much, if it ain't Dutch)

PS Although I am Dutch I don't have any idea what a Dutch oven is or how farts taste.....

Edit: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_oven and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fart. Now to find a connection between the two.
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Postby flyboy 28 » Tue Jul 03, 2007 11:15 am

Lmfao! ;D ;D Easily understandable if you're experienced in outdoor cooking and also if you have a crude sense of humor.  

And Nick, if you don't get the joke, there's zero reason to put someone else down like that. Keep it to yourself.
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Postby john_uk » Tue Jul 03, 2007 11:29 am

lol ;D ;D i get it :)
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Postby NDSP » Tue Jul 03, 2007 11:38 am

Lmfao! ;D ;D Easily understandable if you're experienced in outdoor cooking and also if you have a crude sense of humor.  

And Nick, if you don't get the joke, there's zero reason to put someone else down like that. Keep it to yourself.



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Postby TacitBlue » Tue Jul 03, 2007 5:01 pm

LOL. Some freinds and I were discussing plans to go camping and I suggested that we cook a roast in a dutch oven. One of them had no idea that a dutch oven was also a cast iron thing that you cook in. He was like "That's sick! No one is going to want to eat that!" ;D
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Postby Stubbedtoe18 » Fri Jul 06, 2007 10:29 am

[smiley=thumbdown.gif] ugh
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Postby Sytse » Sat Jul 07, 2007 7:39 pm

Allright! Somebody please explain what a 'Dutch oven' is!  :-?
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Postby Ein » Sat Jul 07, 2007 8:56 pm

A dutch oven is where you and (insert preferable person) are in bed and you fart, don't tell them, and stick their faces under the blankets and force them to reek your farts  :P :P :P

That my friends, is a dutch Oven
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Postby spitfire boy » Sun Jul 08, 2007 10:04 am

[quote]A dutch oven is where you and (insert preferable person) are in bed and you fart, don't tell them, and stick their faces under the blankets and force them to reek your farts
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Postby expat » Sun Jul 08, 2007 10:42 am

A dutch oven is where you and (insert preferable person) are in bed and you fart, don't tell them, and stick their faces under the blankets and force them to reek your farts  :P :P :P

That my friends, is a dutch Oven



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Postby AlphaBravo » Sun Jul 08, 2007 1:29 pm

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