healing powers

[RitterKreuz]

An Irishman with a stub arm walks into a fine irish pub and has a seat at the bar and orders a beer.

out of the corner of his eye he sees a man who bears a striking resemblance to Jesus sitting alone in the corner booth.

"Barkeep! is that man sitting over there all alone the holy son of our lord?" asks the Irish lad

"Aye, mate... it is in fact Jesus paying us a visit in the flesh today" responds the bar tender.

"Well glory be! - I'll tell you what... send him a pint of Guinness and put it on my tab!"

Jesus gets the drink.

a while later a mexican man in a wheel chair rolls in and parks at the bar and notices the man who bears a striking resemblance to Jesus sitting in the corner booth.

"Bartender... Tell me senior... is that man in the corner booth the one and only Jesus Christ our lord and savior?" he asks

the bartender replies "Eye it is indeed Jesus come to visit our little town today!"

"Well hail Mary... Send him a shot of your finest carona and put it on my tab senior!"

a while later a redneck on crutches - missing a leg hobbles in and sits at the bar and he notices the man who looks like Jesus sitting alone in the corner booth.

"Hey bartender!" the redneck says "Is that God's boy sittin' over yonder in the corner booth?"

"Aye it is indeed Christ in the very flesh, and he has paid us a visit today." the bartender replies

"Man i caint believe it - Jesus sittin in this here bar all alone lak -that... tell ya what - send him a miller lite on me!" says the redneck

after a short while Jesus stands up and approaches the Irishman.

"My son... you are truly generous for this i will heal your affliction" Jesus says as he holds the mans stub of an arm

suddenly the arm grows back and is moving with full strength to the irishmans amazement

Jesus then approaches the Mexican in the wheel chair and says "My son... you are truly generous, for this i will heal your broken body." Jesus lifts the man from his wheel chair and the man walks to everyones amazement!

Jesus then approaches the redneck "My son, you have demonstrated generosity today... for this i will -"

the redneck interrupts jesus....





"HEY MAN DONT BE TOUCHIN ME - IM DRAWING DISABILITY CHECKS!!!"