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water in the carb?

Postby Jared » Sat Jun 23, 2007 10:59 pm

A wife comes home and tells her husband, "Dear, something is wrong with my car. It's got water in the carburetor."
The husband replies, "That's not possible."

The wife insists, "Well, there is water in the carburetor."

"You cannot have water in the carburetor," says the husband.

"Well," says the wife, "my car has it."

The husband gets up and sighs, "Okay, fine. Where is the car?"

The wife points toward the backyard, "In the swimming pool."
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Re: water in the carb?

Postby Ashton Lawson » Sun Jun 24, 2007 8:59 pm

lol bpb, but i think that the husband would ask, 'how would you know?  you know nothing about cars...'
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Re: water in the carb?

Postby Stubbedtoe18 » Mon Jul 02, 2007 12:32 pm

Haha woman drivers....  ;)
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Re: water in the carb?

Postby geckos_ftw » Mon Jul 02, 2007 2:41 pm

[quote]Haha woman drivers....
im not suffering insanity,

im enjoying every minute of it!
So is your Badger.
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:O:O:O WHO BADGERED ME?!?!?!?!
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Re: water in the carb?

Postby spitfire boy » Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:56 pm

[quote][quote]Haha woman drivers....
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Re: water in the carb?

Postby H » Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:25 am

Haha woman drivers....

proven to be much safer than male drivers, thank you very much
Is that because they can't fix them and just sit there?

note: this is light hearted and i am not trying to start an argument
We're hoping, anyway. ;)


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Re: water in the carb?

Postby john_uk » Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:10 am

Haha woman drivers....  ;)


proven to be much safer than male drivers thank you very much  ;) so dont you start


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note this is light hearted and i am not trying to start an argument xD


nope woman drivers are more dangerous than men. the whole high insurance for under 21's is thanks to those dickheads who decide it would be fun to drive at 110mph down country roads then crash into a tree! and for that i suffer with high insurance for a 1litre suzuki!!
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