Three men die and go up to heaven.
St. Peter asks the first man how many times he had cheated on his wife, he replies 5 times.
Peter says "That's not so bad" and gives him a Porsche 911 to drive around heaven.
The second man tells Peter that he was cheated 3 times.
Peter says "That's even better" and gives the second man a Lamborghini Diablo.
The third man says that he has cheated 0 times.
Peter says "That's magnificent" and gives him a Bugatti Veyron.
So while the three men are driving along heavens highways the third man suddenly stops at the side of the road and starts to cry.
The other men ask him what's wrong and he replies "I've just seen my wife go past on a scooter".