You Know You've Been In Denmark Too Long, When:

[Theis]

You think there is no such thing as bad weather, only bad clothing.

You think its normal to pick up a girl in a pub, walk her to her bike and ride with her back home.

You understand why not every type of meat can be put together on top of bread.

You think its impolite to sit next to someone in a bus if there is a bench where you can sit on your own.

You go to the supermarket and buy three good beers and 10 not too good ones.

You can open a beer bottle with almost anything.

You honestly believe that the distance between Copenhagen and Aalborg is long.

You can tell the difference between a Gr

[Sytse]

I can open a beer bottle with a newspaper...!  :D

[eno]

I can open a beer bottle with a newspaper...!  :D

Now that is a claim to fame to be proud of  ;D

[john_uk]

I can open a beer bottle with a newspaper...!  :D

how?

[Sytse]

This way!

That's not me btw...

[Woodlouse2002]

You offer people strange-tasting brown alcoholic liquids with their coffee in the MORNING!

Don't we love Denmark??!!

Gammel Dansk?

[Theis]

You offer people strange-tasting brown alcoholic liquids with their coffee in the MORNING!

Don't we love Denmark??!!

Gammel Dansk?

You've been in Denmark, I can see..

[Woodlouse2002]

You offer people strange-tasting brown alcoholic liquids with their coffee in the MORNING!

Don't we love Denmark??!!

Gammel Dansk?

You've been in Denmark, I can see..

I had it in Norway actually.