Shopping with kids

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Shopping with kids

Postby ozzy72 » Wed Jun 13, 2007 1:31 pm

A woman takes her little three year old son shopping with her. When they get to the check-out there is a very large women in front of them in a business suit yakking on her mobile. After a minute of being in the queue the little boy says "Gee, she's fat!"
The mother is horrified and admonishes the boy quietly so nobody can hear.
A couple of more minutes pass and the little boy stretches his arms as far as they'll go and says "Mummy her bum is this big!" at this the woman turns round and glares at the little boy so his mother gives him a loud dressing down about not being rude!
The little boy suitably chastised stands there in silence when the women gets an SMS on her mobile phone "Beep, beep, beep" and the little boy yells "Run for your life, she's backing up!" ;D
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Re: Shopping with kids

Postby zeberdee » Wed Jun 13, 2007 6:52 pm

lol ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Postby a1 » Wed Jun 13, 2007 7:32 pm

hahahaha ;D
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Re: Shopping with kids

Postby MOUSY » Wed Jun 13, 2007 10:09 pm

O goodness..... that was a good one.... <>
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Re: Shopping with kids

Postby Mushroom_Farmer » Thu Jun 14, 2007 4:04 am

(falls from chair) ROFLMAO
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Re: Shopping with kids

Postby john_uk » Thu Jun 14, 2007 7:12 am

HAHAHAH *falls of chair* OUCH!!
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