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Re: Knock Knock Joke with a New Format to Jokes!

Postby TSC. » Tue May 08, 2007 11:24 pm

Looks like I picked the wrong day to give up 'knock knock' jokes.

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Re: Knock Knock Joke with a New Format to Jokes!

Postby Ashton Lawson » Tue May 08, 2007 11:37 pm

Who's there?

Crash ;)


Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.


Go on then....
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Re: Knock Knock Joke with a New Format to Jokes!

Postby eno » Wed May 09, 2007 2:08 am

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Re: Knock Knock Joke with a New Format to Jokes!

Postby H » Wed May 09, 2007 5:10 am

:-/ Wouldn't the door already be open if the cops are being hit with dishes? :-[

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Re: Knock Knock Joke with a New Format to Jokes!

Postby NDSP » Wed May 09, 2007 5:45 am

Who's there?

Crash ;)


Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.


Go on then....  ::)

Dishes who?  :-?


first of all, this isnt really how i planned it, but whatever.

P.S. ur gonna kill me for the answer:

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes da' cops.  Open up! :D



I still say I missed something ;D
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Re: Knock Knock Joke with a New Format to Jokes!

Postby H » Wed May 09, 2007 6:03 am

I still say I missed something ;D
Then quit throwing -- you're wasting dishes.


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Re: Knock Knock Joke with a New Format to Jokes!

Postby Ashton Lawson » Wed May 09, 2007 10:39 pm

knew that would go up in flames...

but thats how knock knock jokes are...
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Re: Knock Knock Joke with a New Format to Jokes!

Postby H » Thu May 10, 2007 5:31 am

knew that would go up in flames down in shattered pieces...
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Re: Knock Knock Joke with a New Format to Jokes!

Postby beaky » Thu May 10, 2007 9:50 pm

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Re: Knock Knock Joke with a New Format to Jokes!

Postby john_uk » Fri May 11, 2007 2:36 am

Looks like I picked the wrong day to give up 'knock knock' jokes.

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haha awesome :P

that was the best part of the thread :P
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Re: Knock Knock Joke with a New Format to Jokes!

Postby Sytse » Fri May 11, 2007 11:31 am

Looks like I picked the wrong day to give up 'knock knock' jokes.

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haha awesome :P

that was the best part of the thread :P


I thought so too! LMAO!!
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Re: Knock Knock Joke with a New Format to Jokes!

Postby flyboy 28 » Fri May 11, 2007 2:18 pm

All hope is lost on you guys. :P It's hard to understand the joke without actually being able to hear it.
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Re: Knock Knock Joke with a New Format to Jokes!

Postby Sytse » Fri May 11, 2007 6:28 pm

Hmmm...

Now I get it...

Hmmm...















LAME!
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Re: Knock Knock Joke with a New Format to Jokes!

Postby john_uk » Fri May 11, 2007 6:44 pm

why would a dish pretend to be a cop?
also, why didnt he say its he police, why did he say dishes?

just doesnt quite add up :P

i think TSC hijacked the post a little. made it FUNNY !
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Re: Knock Knock Joke with a New Format to Jokes!

Postby NDSP » Fri May 11, 2007 7:03 pm

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Nick .. thought It might help ;D
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