Why having a Queen is better than a President

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Why having a Queen is better than a President

Postby Ells_228 » Wed May 23, 2007 3:14 am

George Bush is visiting the Queen of England.

He asks her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give me?"

"Well", says the Queen, " the most important thing is to  surround yourself with intelligent people."

Bush frowns. "How do I know the people around me are really intelligent?"

The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them to answer an intellingent riddle. The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. "Please send the Prime Minister in here, would you?"   Tony Blair walks into the room.

"Your Majesty....."

The Queen smiles. "Answer me this, please. Tony. Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"  

Without pausing a moment, Blair answers. "That would be me!"

"Yes! Very good!" says the Queen.

Back at the White House, Bush calls in his Vice President, Dick Cheney.

"Dick, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who it is?"

"I'm not sure," says the Vice President. "Let me get back to you on that one." Dick goes to his advisors and asks every one, but none can give him an answer.

Finally, he ends up in the men's room and recognises Colin Powell's shoes in the next stall.

Dick shouts, "Colin! Can you answer this for me!

Your  mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who it is?"

Colin Powell yells back, "It's me!"

Dick Cheney smiles, "Thanks!"

Cheney goes back to the Oval Office and asks to speak with the President.

"Say, I did some research and I have  the answer to that riddle, It's Colin Powell!"

Bush gets up, stomps over to Dick Cheney and angrily yells into his face, "No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"
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Re: Why having a Queen is better than a President

Postby Ashton Lawson » Wed May 23, 2007 10:24 am

three words: lol (get it, its like one word, but it stands for three, HAHA!!!)
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Re: Why having a Queen is better than a President

Postby EGNX » Wed May 23, 2007 10:28 am

LOL! Superior British intelligence!  [smiley=happy.gif]  ::) ;D
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Re: Why having a Queen is better than a President

Postby lilley » Wed May 23, 2007 1:19 pm

couldnt show up bush better!!  ;D
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Re: Why having a Queen is better than a President

Postby born_2_fly » Wed May 23, 2007 2:33 pm

LMAO!

Ha ha ha  ;D
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Re: Why having a Queen is better than a President

Postby JSpahn » Wed May 23, 2007 6:17 pm

Nice! ;D
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Re: Why having a Queen is better than a President

Postby a1 » Wed May 23, 2007 6:57 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Why having a Queen is better than a President

Postby DONTREADMYUSERNAME » Wed May 23, 2007 8:50 pm

well, i know for a fact that "thingy" Cheney is MUCH smarter than that!
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Re: Why having a Queen is better than a President

Postby TacitBlue » Thu May 24, 2007 9:58 am

well, i know for a fact that "thingy" Cheney is MUCH smarter than that!


Probably, but that's why it's a JOKE.  ;)

LMAO, good joke. ;D
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Re: Why having a Queen is better than a President

Postby cspyro21 » Thu May 24, 2007 12:33 pm

 ;D                  ;D          ;D
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Re: Why having a Queen is better than a President

Postby F-16Viper » Thu May 24, 2007 2:31 pm

I've heard that before, just using Kerry and Edwards.


[probably way-to-close-to-political comment]

But seriously, it's so not kewl to critisize Bush so much... I'd like to see any of you better.

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Re: Why having a Queen is better than a President

Postby spitfire boy » Sun May 27, 2007 9:14 am

Give me one good reason why taking the mickey out of Bush is a bad thing  ;D
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Re: Why having a Queen is better than a President

Postby Giteen » Mon May 28, 2007 10:03 am

Hilarious.  I can't believe I missed this joke yesterday.  There's just one issue, the title.

 Current title:  "Why having a Queen is better than a President"

 Corrected title:  "Why having a Queen is better than President Bush"

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(Actually almost any other "leader" would be better than Pres. Bush)

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Re: Why having a Queen is better than a President

Postby spitfire boy » Tue May 29, 2007 8:45 am

[quote]Hilarious.
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