Tourist to Indian : " How big a fire do you make when you send smoke signals?" Indian: " a small one for local calls and a big one for long distance calls"
She took him for better or worst, but he was worst than she took him for.
" I want to rent a saddle horse." " How long?" " There are four of us."
Some men were fishing for whales had to give up because they couldn't keep worms on the harpoon.
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
A man saw a sign reading: " Drink Canada Dry" - and he's been up there trying ever since.
