You write the caption...

[Ashton Lawson]

hundred buck says he'll piss his pants

[F-16Viper]

"Wait a sec dudes... For some reason I get the feeling that wasn't the missile rack..."

[Mees]

'Fox 3!'



'F***************************************ck!!!!'

[concordepilot]

No longer Air to Air or Air to Ground or Ground to Air its Air to Death.

[igs942]

After embarrisingly losing his passport, Operator Mechanic Arthur 'Mr Bean' Batchelor will try any means to get back to HMS Cornwall...

[fighter25]

The Air Force is cutting back on weapons. This right here is the new dumb bomb.

[Ashton Lawson]

General to his army:

"People, I won''t lie to you, this situation is grave indeed.  All of our weapons supplies are depleted, most of our planes have been shot down, and we won't be getting backup for about another week.  Our only last hope, is to drop Private D. Umbass into the enemy camp and hope that the enemy surrender.  Since all our cargo planes have been destroyed, our best mechanics are working on a way to drop him into the camp using our last remaining F-15..."

[eno]

"Stood to attention, John's mates thought he looked remarkably like an AIM9. The only problem was his none standard equipment."

[ansteve1]

"this may be our last chance, send in the dungon master "
lcpl ansteve1 usmc

[Souichiro]

After the Mother of all bombs there is now the father of all missles...

I wonder what they will name the kids...

[H]

I wonder what they will name the kids...

Little missiletoes? :-?

8-)

[Katahu]

"Alright guys! It's time to load up the TOW missile! The only problem is that we have no idea where to hook up the wires. Private! Pull down you pants!"

[Kaworu]

"No seriously guys, this isn't very comfortable.....HEY,THATS NOT A MOUNTING HOOK!"

Private "Hutch" simpley wasn't cut out for the military. He was of light build, and a unassertive personality didn't help.

Hutch is based on a real person.

[Travis]

"Well, I don't see anything wrong while I'm up here . . .

"Hey, what're you doin' with that there hook?

"Oh, m'god!  Stop that!

"Sarge!  HELLLLPPPP!!!"

[spitfire boy]

Entry 1; This is what you get for NOT insulting russia...
Entry 2; This is what they do to deserters these days... :-?
Entry 3; (Read in the voice of a cheesy TV advert) It's here, folks! The most modern, up-to-date, and quick suicide method EVER!!! Order now! Price; 1 soul Slogan; go out with a bang!!
Entry 4; (From the point of view of the guys loading him on to the rack)
"He don't use deodorant, right?"
"Sure, but what does that mean?"
"If we launch him at Iraq, they're bound to surrender!" :-/