the older woman...

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the older woman...

Postby Jared » Sat May 12, 2007 7:34 pm

I met an older woman at a bar last night.


She wasn't bad for 57, we drank and flirted a bit,

then she asked if I'd ever had the 'sportsman's double',

a mother and daughter threesome?


I said no.


We drank a bit more,

then she says that tonight was my lucky night.



I went back to her place.

She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs:

"Mom, you still awake?"
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Re: the older woman...

Postby Mushroom_Farmer » Sat May 12, 2007 9:56 pm

*shudders*






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Re: the older woman...

Postby a1 » Sat May 12, 2007 11:09 pm

Kinda disturbing. :o
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Re: the older woman...

Postby flyboy 28 » Sat May 12, 2007 11:11 pm

Jared, just stop. Please. :P
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Re: the older woman...

Postby Sir_Crashalot » Sun May 13, 2007 12:00 am

Where's that vomit smilie.........

Crash ;D
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Re: the older woman...

Postby Akula. » Sun May 13, 2007 5:40 am

Where's that vomit smilie.........


*puke*

:D
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Re: the older woman...

Postby john_uk » Sun May 13, 2007 6:35 am

what ever floats you boat jared, although shouldt this be in the cafe ;D ;D
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Re: the older woman...

Postby Kaworu » Mon May 14, 2007 7:03 pm

*euro attempts to wipe image from mind, as he runs to the toilet!*
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