be careful out there...

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be careful out there...

Postby Jared » Sat May 12, 2007 7:40 pm

After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on her nightstand by the bed.

He begins to worry. "Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.

"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.

"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.

"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.

"No, no, no!!!" she answers.

"Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.

"That's me before the surgery."
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Re: be careful out there...

Postby PlutonianEmpire » Sat May 12, 2007 11:28 pm

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Re: be careful out there...

Postby john_uk » Sun May 13, 2007 6:36 am

wow that just snook up on ya.... btw i was being sarcastic :P
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Re: be careful out there...

Postby Sytse » Sun May 13, 2007 10:33 am

D'ho!  :o

;D ;D
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Re: be careful out there...

Postby Mushroom_Farmer » Sun May 13, 2007 7:25 pm

Woke me up..LOL
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