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rare disease

Postby Jared » Sat Apr 07, 2007 7:47 am

A profesional looking lady sits down in a plane. Scarcly a minute later, she raises her hankerchief, and sneezes loudly. Then she moans deeply and falls back intto her seat, smileing.

A bit later she gives a repeat preformance, this time sneazeing several times, moaning each one and shakeing visibley. when she slumps back her mouth is gapeing as she gasps for air, shudders still running down her body.

After a third time she has a fit of sneezes and screams, her body tenseing and relaxing, sweat forming on her skin even in the cool airplane air. She sits with a satified smile once it settles down as the flight attentent begins to question her.

In no fit state to answer the seasoned pro pulls out a docter's card. It says the poor lady has a rare disorder, her nose and pussy are to closely tied in the brain, and she succumbs to orgasm each time she sneezes.

"Oh dear" the attendt asks "what are you takeing for it?"

She answers breathlessly "Pepper."
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Re: rare disease

Postby ozzy72 » Sat Apr 07, 2007 9:08 am

;D ;D ;D
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Re: rare disease

Postby fighter25 » Sat Apr 07, 2007 2:48 pm

:o ;D : ;D ;D
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Re: rare disease

Postby trojan rabbit » Sun Apr 08, 2007 11:10 am

:-? :-/ :o :D :D ;D :)
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Re: rare disease

Postby cpthammond » Mon Apr 09, 2007 2:06 pm

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Re: rare disease

Postby Omag 2.0 » Mon Apr 09, 2007 2:48 pm

LMAO!  ;D  ;D  :o  ;D  ;D
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Re: rare disease

Postby Kaworu » Tue Apr 10, 2007 7:05 pm

Terrible, just terrible ;)

(You would only understand the meaning of the above phrase if:
a. you knew me
b. you heard me say this in person
c. you have a rather strange manner of speech for the region that you live in)

That's hilarious! joke like that never get old!
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Re: rare disease

Postby PlutonianEmpire » Wed May 09, 2007 3:28 pm

Pepper?  :-?
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Re: rare disease

Postby Tom... » Fri May 11, 2007 5:09 pm

Pepper?  :-?

so she sneezes on purpose ;D
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