Senior Personal Ads From Florida...

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Senior Personal Ads From Florida...

Postby Romulus111VADT » Wed May 02, 2007 7:44 pm

Some "Senior" personal ads seen in Florida newspapers:
(Who says seniors don't have a sense of humor?)

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FOXY LADY:
Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4" (used to be
5'6"), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching
white shoes and belt a plus.

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LONG-TERM COMMITMENT:
Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband, looking for someone to
round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not
a problem.

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SERENITY NOW:
I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and
meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together, take our
hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.

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WINNING SMILE:
Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to
share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy

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BEATLES OR STONES?
I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday
nights and still like to play the guitar.
If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let's get together
and listen to my eight-track tapes.

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MEMORIES:
I can usually remember Monday through Thursday.
If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads
together.

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MINT CONDITION:
Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new parts
including hip, knee, cornea, valves. Isn't in running condition, but
walks well.

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Re: Senior Personal Ads From Florida...

Postby ozzy72 » Thu May 03, 2007 3:10 pm

Fozzer will want phone numbers ;) ;D
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Re: Senior Personal Ads From Florida...

Postby Sytse » Mon May 07, 2007 5:55 pm

LOL!  ;D
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