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Two chavs

Postby ozzy72 » Sun Apr 22, 2007 5:42 am

Two chavs jump off a cliff. Who wins?
Society ;D
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Re: Two chavs

Postby cspyro21 » Sun Apr 22, 2007 6:04 am

;D


- Chavs are in a car without any music. Who's driving?
The Police

- Why are chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but you love to watch them fall down a fight of stairs

- What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's?
A liar

- Why is it disappointing to see 4 chavs going over a cliff in a Citroen Xsara Picasso?
A Xsara Picasso seats 5

Just a few I know... ;D ;D
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Re: Two chavs

Postby EGNX » Sun Apr 22, 2007 9:04 am

What does a Chav use as protection during sex?

A bus shelter...

Whats the difference between a male and a female Chav?

The female as a higher sperm count...

How do you know when a female Chav has had an orgasm?

She's dropped her chips...
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Re: Two chavs

Postby Akula. » Sun Apr 22, 2007 9:48 am

How do you know when a female Chav has had an orgasm?

She's dropped her chips...


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Re: Two chavs

Postby igorski » Sun Apr 22, 2007 9:50 am

What d'ya call a Chav in a filling cabinet?

Sorted!
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