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A Boring Night

Postby Ashton Lawson » Sat Apr 14, 2007 10:28 pm

A guy and his girlfriend are walking around in an amusement park, and they were getting bored because they had ridden most of the rides.  The guy turns to his girlfriend and asks, "What do you wanna' do know?"
"Get weighed," she replies.
So they go off to the weighing machine and check her weight.  After that, the guy asked her again, "What do you want to do know?"
"Get weighed."
So, once again, they go to the weighing machine.  This continues throughout the night, until finally the guy take the girl back to her house.  As the guy drove off, the mother asked her how her night was.
"Wousy..."
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Re: A Boring Night

Postby a1 » Sat Apr 14, 2007 10:33 pm

i don't get it. :-?
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Re: A Boring Night

Postby Ashton Lawson » Sat Apr 14, 2007 10:35 pm

u know wat a lisp is right?  they thspeak like this.  everytime they encounter an 's' sound, they make a 'th' kindof sound.

in this case:
Wousy is to Lousy, as Weighed is to ____. ;)
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Re: A Boring Night

Postby a1 » Sat Apr 14, 2007 10:38 pm

What? :-? not good at analogies or grammatical pronunciation.
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Re: A Boring Night

Postby Ashton Lawson » Sat Apr 14, 2007 10:42 pm

maybe i'll just wait for people who understand.  they'll explain it for u.  i dont want to, not because of u, but more because of the actually meaning (slang-ish).
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Re: A Boring Night

Postby john_uk » Sun Apr 15, 2007 3:50 am

i get it.
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Re: A Boring Night

Postby expat » Sun Apr 15, 2007 4:59 am

What? :-? not good at analogies or grammatical pronunciation.



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Re: A Boring Night

Postby NDSP » Sun Apr 15, 2007 6:04 am

I get it... but honestly I would be hard to get if a1 hadnt not gotten it and you explained half of it
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Re: A Boring Night

Postby Fozzer » Sun Apr 15, 2007 6:11 am

Maybe it's only we English folk that can fully understand the subtleties of Jokes....

I know I can...every time!...;)...!

EXCELLENT JOKE...well done!...10/10..... ;)...!

Paul...In the land of Monty Python.....having a wubbly time!... ;D...!

...maybe Americans are much too "Serious/Naive*"...?... ::)...LOL... ;D...!

* For an explanation of "Nativity" read the memoirs of GWB...;)... ;).... ;).... ;D....!

...sorry....and our Prime Minister...Tony Blair MP.... ;)...!
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Re: A Boring Night

Postby Ashton Lawson » Sun Apr 15, 2007 9:11 pm

that classic Fozzer style. ;)

you could remove the name, avatar, signature, and only look at that post, and u would know it was Fozzer. :D ;)

ty ppl.
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Re: A Boring Night

Postby NDSP » Mon Apr 16, 2007 6:36 am

Maybe it's only we English folk that can fully understand the subtleties of Jokes....

I know I can...every time!...;)...!

EXCELLENT JOKE...well done!...10/10..... ;)...!

Paul...In the land of Monty Python.....having a wubbly time!... ;D...!

...maybe Americans are much too "Serious/Naive*"...?... ::)...LOL... ;D...!

* For an explanation of "Nativity" read the memoirs of GWB...;)... ;).... ;).... ;D....!

...sorry....and our Prime Minister...Tony Blair MP.... ;)...!



............'ow peculiar...............
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Re: A Boring Night

Postby Jared » Mon Apr 16, 2007 4:49 pm

lol, not too bad
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Re: A Boring Night

Postby john_uk » Thu Apr 19, 2007 1:28 am

that classic Fozzer style. ;)

you could remove the name, avatar, signature, and only look at that post, and u would know it was Fozzer. :D ;)

ty ppl.

only by the ammount of smilies used, no-doubtly influeneced by to much merlot :P
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Re: A Boring Night

Postby ozzy72 » Thu Apr 19, 2007 1:59 am

There is only one thing to say to this "Fwee Woger the wobber" ;D
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