The mouse is referred to as a "critter."
The keyboard is camouflaged.
NRA mousepad on desk, next to the Bible.
Thar's a skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.
Thar's a gunrack mounted on the CPU.
The password is "bubba."
The numeric keypad only goes up to six.
Winders 95 has a Dale Earnhardt sticker on it.
Outgoing faxes have beer or tobacco stains on 'em
The printer goes real slow since Bubba don't read too fast.
The extra RAM slots have Dodge truck parts installed in 'em.
The menus all have Budweiser, Black Label, Rolling Rock, and Old Milwaukee options.
Jeff Foxworthy *.wav files on the computer.
The monitor is up on blocks.
Seven blue tick hounds under the desk at yer feet, next to the moonshine still.
Deer jerky in the desk drawer.
The screen saver's got pitchers of Ned Beatty with Dueling Banjos playing in the background.
The desktop wallpaper's a pitcher of Daisy Duke.
The six front keys have rotted out.
The keyboard smells like beer.
John Deer Pocket Protectors.
Yer mouse keeps knocking over yer spitcan.
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