Suicidal Man

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Suicidal Man

Postby Romulus111VADT » Tue Apr 10, 2007 6:00 pm

My name is Bill.  

It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger.  

When you notice this, try not to yell at them.

Some are oversensitive, and there's nothing worse than an oversensitive woman.

Let me relate how I handled the situation with my wife, Cheryl.

When I retired a few years ago, it became necessary for Cheryl to get a full-time job along with her part-time job, both for extra income and for the health benefits that we needed.

Shortly after she started working, I noticed she was beginning to show her age.  

I usually get home from the golf club about the same time she gets home from work.

Although she knows how hungry I am, she almost always says she has to rest for half an hour or so before she starts dinner.  

I don't yell at her. Instead, I tell her to take her time and just wake me when she gets dinner on the table.

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Re: Suicidal Man

Postby Saitek » Tue Apr 10, 2007 6:19 pm

you bet... :-/
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Re: Suicidal Man

Postby Mushroom_Farmer » Tue Apr 10, 2007 7:35 pm

:o LOL Now I know why I never took up golf.  ;)
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Re: Suicidal Man

Postby Ashton Lawson » Tue Apr 10, 2007 9:13 pm

when the title says suicidal man, it reminds me of what its like here.  whenever me or my dad find something not very satisfactory in the way of food, or if we dont like the food, if i ask my dad to take the plates out and say that the food isnt great, hes like:  what are you kidding?  im not about to commit suicide...  and we're always like this, because any complaint, and its like committing suicide.

btw, dont get me wrong, my mom is a great cook, its just that shes also a very healthy one, so i get vegetables shoved in my face...
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Re: Suicidal Man

Postby ozzy72 » Wed Apr 11, 2007 11:25 am

:o ;D :o ;D :o ;D
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Re: Suicidal Man

Postby DONTREADMYUSERNAME » Wed Apr 11, 2007 6:08 pm

he deserved it because of that article. Your supposed to keep those things to yourselves!  ;D
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