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Your yearly eye test.

Postby eno » Sun Mar 25, 2007 7:48 am

If you see sheep......

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........you need your eyes testing  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Your yearly eye test.

Postby Fozzer » Sun Mar 25, 2007 7:54 am

..Note: They are all facing towards Mecca....

...and they've left more than their shoes behind... :o...!

Paul....tell me pray....are they really sheep?... ::)...?
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Re: Your yearly eye test.

Postby Sir_Crashalot » Sun Mar 25, 2007 8:49 am

sniff sniff..... Who farted!!!!??????

Crash ::)
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Postby Akula. » Sun Mar 25, 2007 11:49 am

Im half expecting to see a farmer stood in the background looking very surprised...  :D
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Re: Your yearly eye test.

Postby Fozzer » Sun Mar 25, 2007 12:19 pm

A large group of Members requesting to become Moderators.... ::)...?

(Lord Pete is just out of the picture).

Paul.... ;)...!
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Re: Your yearly eye test.

Postby murjax » Sun Mar 25, 2007 12:21 pm

Looks like some really weird religious ceremony.  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Your yearly eye test.

Postby Romulus111VADT » Sun Mar 25, 2007 12:39 pm

World's largest farting contest.... :-/

Kinda puts an new twist to the racing comment, "You always want to be up front to get clean air".... :D
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Re: Your yearly eye test.

Postby Souichiro » Sun Mar 25, 2007 3:09 pm

Hehe Brilliant! :D :D :D
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Re: Your yearly eye test.

Postby Mushroom_Farmer » Sun Mar 25, 2007 5:37 pm

Look's like the annual meeting of the support group "I Got Shafted at my Job."  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Your yearly eye test.

Postby Apex » Mon Mar 26, 2007 12:30 pm

They've got nothing better to do?
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Re: Your yearly eye test.

Postby ozzy72 » Mon Mar 26, 2007 12:56 pm

We've had mad cow disease, foot & mouth, rabies, now get ready for Super-Moth Syndrome.... where did my boxers go? ;D
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Re: Your yearly eye test.

Postby ozzy72 » Mon Mar 26, 2007 12:58 pm

Thousands of nudists bow in worship of Michael Fish for just once predicting correctly that it wouldn't rain ;D
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Re: Your yearly eye test.

Postby cspyro21 » Mon Mar 26, 2007 2:57 pm

BBC News has reported a break-out from SimV Mental Institute...

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Re: Your yearly eye test.

Postby Omag 2.0 » Mon Mar 26, 2007 3:47 pm

Ok, OK, I had a little fun with the delayed shoot-mode of my camera and photoshop... But I still wonder how you did get that picture Eno! Was I that drunk at the last simv-party?
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Re: Your yearly eye test.

Postby H » Mon Mar 26, 2007 10:28 pm

Please tell me that px wasn't taken just prior to the following event:

Hundreds Line Up for Sheep Testicles

Monday, March 19, 2007
VIRGINIA CITY, Nev. - Hundreds of people waited in lines for up to an hour for a chance to taste something different at the 16th annual Mountain Oyster Fry. Servers at five booths dispensed about 130 pounds of "fried oysters," or sheep testicles, at the Saturday event in this historic mining town about 25 miles southeast of Reno. Visitors gave mixed reviews to the tiny morsels, which can be fried, barbecued, stuffed, or ground up and sauteed.
"People think, `Oh sheep testicles, gross,' but it was pretty good," said Amanda Palmer, 21, of nearby Carson City.
Among other things, the versatile meat has been used in tacos and sloppy Joes.
"We try to get families from all over to try them, but they're all `nuh-uh,'" said Shauna Reese, 32, of Reno. "It's just another tender meat."

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