French Military(take no offense)

[TheletterR]

Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors on them?*




So they can see the battlefield!

*This joke was not meant to hurt anyone's pride so if you are French, do not be angered.

And just incase you're a little bit slow, the French are retreating so the mirrors are reflecting the battlefield that they are retreating from. Just wanted to make it clear.

[flymo]

lol...

havnt head that one before

john

[NDSP]

lol

[Ashton Lawson]

there was something like that with italians.

How many gears do Italian tanks have?  Six.  One forward, Five reverse!

[TheletterR]

Oh yeah I heard that one, except it ended with, "What's the forward gear for? In case they get attacked from behind!"
But I think that goes into a little to much detail and kills the joke

[flyboy 28]

On this same note..

[TheletterR]

That's pretty funny^^^
It looks exactly like one of mine that I received for Christmas.
(by that I mean the top one of course...)



Edit: Just occured to me that the Swiss weren't and still aren't a militarily sound country. They stay neutral

[AlphaBravo]

[H]

[quote]there was something like that with italians. How many gears do Italian tanks have?

[CSM]

LMAO, as robbin williams describes them.......... The Quiet Germans  :D

[H]

[color=#003300]Here is a reissue in respective order:

How many gears do Polish tanks have?
What tanks?

How many gears do Italian tanks have?

[cpthammond]

lol

[cloud9]

Joke 101 - The instant you explain it it's not funny at all