Caption Competition!!

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Re: Caption Competition!!

Postby expat » Mon Jan 15, 2007 11:48 am

Hey Cessna, do you want to see some puppies?

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Re: Caption Competition!!

Postby Sir_Crashalot » Mon Jan 15, 2007 4:01 pm

Cessna pilot to 747 captain: Yours might be bigger, but I paid this one myself.

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Re: Caption Competition!!

Postby CaptainCub » Mon Jan 15, 2007 4:15 pm

"Mommy, it followed me home, Can I keep it?"

or:

Cessna pilot: "I'm in enough trouble for landing on this back road, but those guys, WHOO BOY!" ;D
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Re: Caption Competition!!

Postby Sir_Crashalot » Mon Jan 15, 2007 4:28 pm

Cessna instructor to student; See how easy it is to overtake those big ones? Just taxi underneath them.

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Re: Caption Competition!!

Postby TSC. » Mon Jan 15, 2007 4:38 pm

Cessna pilot: "I'm in enough trouble for landing on this back road, but those guys, WHOO BOY!" ;D

LOL!!  ;D ;D

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Re: Caption Competition!!

Postby Woodlouse2002 » Mon Jan 15, 2007 6:31 pm

"Don't worry. We have right of way."
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Re: Caption Competition!!

Postby Ravang » Mon Jan 15, 2007 6:36 pm

To 747:" Hey this is a private airport!"
To Copilot:" See what did I tell you big and dumb he can't even read"  
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Re: Caption Competition!!

Postby beaky » Mon Jan 15, 2007 9:24 pm

Cessna pilot:
"That's odd... I seem to be rolling backwards..."
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Re: Caption Competition!!

Postby CSM » Mon Jan 15, 2007 10:38 pm

im gonna get ya  ::)
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Re: Caption Competition!!

Postby Sytse » Tue Jan 16, 2007 7:59 am

Do I hear CRAZY IVAN??...!!!

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Re: Caption Competition!!

Postby Tchkinjiu » Tue Jan 16, 2007 3:22 pm

Cessna pilot:
"That's odd... I seem to be rolling backwards..."


Hahaha, awesome
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Re: Caption Competition!!

Postby flymo » Tue Jan 16, 2007 5:44 pm

its the new film

fast and the furious - runway drift :P
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Re: Caption Competition!!

Postby Sytse » Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:10 pm

747 pilot to co-pilot: 'Did you feel something too?'  :-?
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Re: Caption Competition!!

Postby H » Wed Jan 17, 2007 3:44 am

Cessna Pilot over radio, "What the... oh, Mama!"
747 co-pilot to pilot, "Good Lord, I think we just had a baby!"


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Re: Caption Competition!!

Postby Willit Run » Wed Jan 17, 2007 11:16 am

747 Captain to Co-Pilot:

Capt.:       Hey Bob, didn't we scrap one of them off the windshield last week?

Co-Pilot:    No, I think it was a Piper
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