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Caption Competition!!

Postby TSC. » Mon Jan 15, 2007 3:48 am

Have a go at this one chaps:

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Re: Caption Competition!!

Postby expat » Mon Jan 15, 2007 4:02 am

When we get to the showers, I'm gona..........................

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Re: Caption Competition!!

Postby TSC. » Mon Jan 15, 2007 4:25 am

Captain of 747 to First Officer: "You may want to prepare yourself for a minor bird strike..."

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Re: Caption Competition!!

Postby H » Mon Jan 15, 2007 4:30 am

"I don't care how hard I tow -- that big monstrosity will never get off the ground!"

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Re: Caption Competition!!

Postby zeberdee » Mon Jan 15, 2007 5:22 am

Mummy he's following me!   or    COMING THROUGH  or Mine's bigger than yours :)
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Re: Caption Competition!!

Postby ozzy72 » Mon Jan 15, 2007 5:32 am

Do you ever get the feeling you're being followed? ;D
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Re: Caption Competition!!

Postby glennlcasey » Mon Jan 15, 2007 5:47 am

Now just relax, you might feel a bit of pressure...........
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Re: Caption Competition!!

Postby Helms » Mon Jan 15, 2007 7:55 am

We are not alone.
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Re: Caption Competition!!

Postby NDSP » Mon Jan 15, 2007 8:13 am

" Geez, I never thought that 747s need tow planes"

or

" Randy?.... Do you feel like we're not alone too?

I saw this picture on Airliners.net the other day, with a bunch of other really great and amazing (and some probably fake ) pictures. If I knew how I would post them here

lol, if I was the Cessna, I would pull over :D

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Re: Caption Competition!!

Postby Sytse » Mon Jan 15, 2007 9:24 am

Cessna pilot (with balls) to co-pilot:

"Let's see if his brakes are as good as mine!"

or

"I bet you 20 bucks I can fit this bird between those wheels!"
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Re: Caption Competition!!

Postby EGNX » Mon Jan 15, 2007 9:41 am

747 Captain to Co-pilot - "Nah, don't worry, i've seen bigger things sucked through my engines"
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Re: Caption Competition!!

Postby BFMF » Mon Jan 15, 2007 10:34 am

Cessna Instructor to student:

"A rule of thumb is to taxi as fast as a brisk walk"


Can you imagine how much you would piss the 747 off...? ;D
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Re: Caption Competition!!

Postby eno » Mon Jan 15, 2007 10:59 am

Cessna Instructor to student:

"A rule of thumb is to taxi as fast as a brisk walk"


Can you imagine how much you would piss the 747 off...? ;D



In light of the above ....... 747 Pilot "Bloody learners!!" : Co Pilot "can't we just nip round him on the next taxiway?"
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Re: Caption Competition!!

Postby murjax » Mon Jan 15, 2007 11:26 am

I suggest you climb. FAST
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Re: Caption Competition!!

Postby ozzy72 » Mon Jan 15, 2007 11:27 am

Have you ever seen an elephant shag a mouse? ;D ;D ;D
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