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Postby AlphaBravo » Wed Feb 14, 2007 7:55 pm

Anciet Chinese proverb say: Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to bangkok.

Ancient Chinese proverb say: Man who run in front of car get tired, man who run behind car get exhasted.

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Re: Chinese proverbs

Postby Alonso » Wed Feb 14, 2007 8:15 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D Love that 2nd one ;D
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Re: Chinese proverbs

Postby CSM » Wed Feb 14, 2007 8:18 pm

Ancient chinese proverb say: man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails

Ancient chinese proverb say: it take many nails to build crib but just one screw to fill it

Ancient chinese proverb say: man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day

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Postby Stormtropper » Wed Feb 14, 2007 8:22 pm

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Postby TacitBlue » Fri Feb 16, 2007 10:34 am

Ancient chinese proverb say: Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.

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Re: Chinese proverbs

Postby beaky » Fri Feb 16, 2007 12:45 pm

Man who wait too long to see dentist always wind up with appointment at two thirty...

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Postby Akula. » Fri Feb 16, 2007 5:25 pm

that last one was a reall *groan* moment  ;D
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Postby Alonso » Fri Feb 16, 2007 6:54 pm

OMG.... I love them all!! :o ;D ;D Keep posting :P
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Postby beaky » Fri Feb 16, 2007 6:57 pm

that last one was a reall *groan* moment  ;D



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Re: Chinese proverbs

Postby Saitek » Sat Feb 17, 2007 2:03 pm

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

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Postby TacitBlue » Sat Feb 17, 2007 8:05 pm

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

::)

everyone probably knows that one...
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Re: Chinese proverbs

Postby Souichiro » Sun Feb 18, 2007 3:39 am

Sha Ji Ying Bai .....  a useful one for teachers :P
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Postby Theis » Sun Feb 18, 2007 4:17 am

Sha Ji Ying Bai .....  a useful one for teachers :P

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Re: Chinese proverbs

Postby zeberdee » Sun Feb 18, 2007 5:37 am

Anciet Chinese proverb say: Chain still swinging, seat still warm ;)
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Postby H » Sun Feb 18, 2007 6:03 am

One wee wee produce wee wee one.
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