Proly BPB but Funny

[NDSP]

1. O'Hare Approach Control: " United 329 Heavy, your traffic is a Fokker, One O'Clock, 3 Miles eastbound"
United 329: "Approach, Ive always wanted to say this.... Ive got that Fokker in sight"

2.  When a flight attendants askes Muhammand Ali to put on a seatbelt... "Superman Dont need no seatbelt!" Said Muhammand "Superman dont need no plane." said the Flight Attendant

3. When a plane touched down to fast and is speeding down the tarmac... "American 751 Heavy, turn right at end, if able. If not able, take the Gaudeloupe exit off highway 101 and make a right at the light to return to the airport.

4. Getting on a plane, someone asked.... "Send one of my bags to New York, one to Miami, and one to Los Angelos." "We cant do that!" Replyed the flight attendant "You did it last week!" Replyed the man

5. Helicopter Pilot: "Roger Im holding 3000 feet over Beacon"
   2 Pilot : "NO Im holding 3000 feet over Beacon!"
   Helicopter Pilot: "..... You Idiot your my Copilot



There are more

If anyone wants to here anymore then just tell me

Im just hoping there not BPB

Nick 8-)

[Travis]

Of COURSE they're BPB's: they're pilot jokes on a flight sim site!  But that's cool--we still think they're funny . . .