cats are women too?

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cats are women too?

Postby Jared » Thu Jan 25, 2007 12:21 pm

Cats do what they want, when they want.
They rarely listen to you.
They're totally unpredictable.
They whine when they are not happy.
When you want to play they want to be left alone.
When you want to be alone, they want to play.
They expect you to cater to their every whim.
They're moody.
They leave their hair everywhere.
They drive you nuts.
Conclusion:

Cats are small women in fur coats.
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Re: cats are women too?

Postby Saitek » Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:00 pm

With a cat and three women in the house all I can say is; Yep. ::)
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Re: cats are women too?

Postby TacitBlue » Thu Jan 25, 2007 8:38 pm

LOL, my dads explanation for why my cat meows so much (It's an extremely vocal cat) was "It's a woman! she has something to say about everything, and we rarely understand her." ;)
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