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drink one on me tonight boys!

Postby Jared » Wed Jan 24, 2007 10:56 pm

herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, the slowest and weakest ones at the back are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular culling of the weakest members.

In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
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Re: drink one on me tonight boys!

Postby Sir_Crashalot » Thu Jan 25, 2007 12:03 am

So that why. Now I understand. Gotta get me some beer tonight then.

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Re: drink one on me tonight boys!

Postby BFMF » Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:18 am

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Re: drink one on me tonight boys!

Postby Romulus111VADT » Thu Jan 25, 2007 8:23 am

Hmm, I guess this theory would apply to wino's that feel bullet proof as well?.... ;)

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Re: drink one on me tonight boys!

Postby flymo » Thu Jan 25, 2007 8:58 am

herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, the slowest and weakest ones at the back are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular culling of the weakest members.

In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.



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Re: drink one on me tonight boys!

Postby Fozzer » Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:07 am

herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, the slowest and weakest ones at the back are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular culling of the weakest members.

In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.



Do the slower-drinking members of the group down at the Pub get culled first, to enable more pints of the brain cell destroying, amber fluid to be consumed by the faster-drinking members...?

..I wonder... ::)...!

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