Signs You're Canadian

[Jared]

Signs You're Canadian

You only know three spices: salt, pepper and ketchup.
You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit
You have more miles on your snowblower than your car
Canadian Tire on any Saturday is busier than the toy stores at Christmas

You live in a house that has no front step, yet the door is one meter above the ground
You've taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard
Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with snow
You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car
The local paper covers national and international headlines on 2 pages, but requires 6 pages for hockey
Your snowblower gets stuck on the roof
You find -40C a little chilly
You perk up when you hear the theme from "Hockey Night in Canada"
You thought "Grumpy Old Men" was a documentary

[Sytse]

Some new ones!

You only know three spices: salt, pepper and ketchup.

LMAO!!  ;D

[murjax]

Hmm, I don't apply to any of those, so I am all American.  :)

[NDSP]

I always wondered what happened above the border  ;D