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A joke without links!

Postby Travis » Sun Jan 07, 2007 3:10 am

Since I've seen more links in this section than I can stand, I'd like to post something that isn't linked to a video or some other dang site . . .

One day, a minister, a priest and a rabbi went for a hike. It was very hot.

They were sweating and exhausted when they came upon a small lake. Since it was fairly secluded, they took off all their clothes and jumped in the water. Feeling refreshed, the trio decided to pick a few berries while enjoying their "freedom." As they were crossing an open area, who should come along but a group of ladies from town. Unable to get to their clothes in time, the minister and the priest covered their privates and the rabbi covered his face while they ran for cover.

After the ladies had left and the men got their clothes back on, the minister and the priest asked the rabbi why he covered his face rather than his privates. The rabbi replied, "I don't know about you, but in MY congregation, it's my face they would recognize.
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Re: A joke without links!

Postby Sir_Crashalot » Sun Jan 07, 2007 3:29 am

;D Good one.

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Re: A joke without links!

Postby flymo » Sun Jan 07, 2007 6:33 am

lol

i like....

it is nice to see something posted not linked :D
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Re: A joke without links!

Postby Mees » Sun Jan 07, 2007 7:20 am

Brilliant ;D
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Re: A joke without links!

Postby Hai Perso Coyone? » Sun Jan 07, 2007 7:22 am

LOL!! ;D ;D
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Re: A joke without links!

Postby BFMF » Sun Jan 07, 2007 8:18 am

;D
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Re: A joke without links!

Postby Sytse » Sun Jan 07, 2007 8:46 am

LOL!  ;D

Since I've seen more links in this section than I can stand, I'd like to post something that isn't linked to a video or some other dang site . . .


Yay!  :D

Sometimes I feel like having a little laugh and I go to the humour section. I don't want to click a ton of links and wait for downloads. I just want to read something funny!
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Re: A joke without links!

Postby Romulus111VADT » Sun Jan 07, 2007 8:50 am

Good one....lol

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Re: A joke without links!

Postby Akula. » Sun Jan 07, 2007 12:10 pm

hehehhee....

and i was also on the verge of posting about the ridiculous amount of links here...
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Re: A joke without links!

Postby Cobra » Sun Jan 07, 2007 12:13 pm

I like linked posts! I dunno why, but I just don't find reading something off a screen funny...its all in the delivery thus it must be a video, and on Simv that means a link :-*
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Re: A joke without links!

Postby PsychoDiablo » Sun Jan 07, 2007 12:49 pm

lol ;D
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Re: A joke without links!

Postby Tchkinjiu » Sun Jan 07, 2007 1:15 pm

Ha! Very nice  ;D  Even nicer without a link  :D
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Re: A joke without links!

Postby South » Mon Jan 08, 2007 2:00 am

LOL   ;D
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