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Postby expat » Fri Dec 22, 2006 6:32 pm

The leader of an al Qaeda-backed group has apparently offered US forces safe withdrawal from Iraq within a month [glow=yellow,2,300]if they leave their heavy weapons behind. [/glow]   ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)[smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif] [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif] [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif] [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif] [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif] [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif] ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

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Re: Withdraw in 1 month

Postby Saitek » Fri Dec 22, 2006 6:40 pm

Matt - this is 100% political. :-X
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Re: Withdraw in 1 month

Postby Woodlouse2002 » Fri Dec 22, 2006 6:44 pm

I have to say that I think he's being just a little optemistic with those terms.
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Re: Withdraw in 1 month

Postby eno » Fri Dec 22, 2006 6:46 pm

Should be posted in the Humor section ........... in fact..... hey thats where it's going!!
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Re: Withdraw in 1 month

Postby Saitek » Fri Dec 22, 2006 6:46 pm

Ahh the History forum and the jokes forum, the two exceptions to the politics rule. ::)
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Re: Withdraw in 1 month

Postby expat » Fri Dec 22, 2006 6:50 pm

Should be posted in the Humor section ........... in fact..... hey thats where it's going!!


The Humor section.......did not think of that  ;D

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Re: Withdraw in 1 month

Postby C » Fri Dec 22, 2006 6:56 pm

...you could actually get away in those terms with leavsing a 100,000,000lb* "daisy cutter" on a timer fuse...


...and see how they deal with that...

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Re: Withdraw in 1 month

Postby flymo » Sat Dec 23, 2006 5:43 pm

leave your heavy weapons and a years supply of ammo please :D

we promise to be good...we just....want to go.......hunting....for sloths...in afghanistan.....

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Re: Withdraw in 1 month

Postby Bird-Nerd » Sat Dec 23, 2006 11:39 pm

that's nice... they want us to leave our heavy weapons so we don't hurt our backs
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