One employee turns to another and says "I wish I knew what made my boss tick. I've already figured out what makes him explode!"
An apprentice mechanic arrives for his first day of training and starts laying out tools after donning his overalls. The boss turns up and asks him why he is doing that when all he needs to know is how to open the bonnet and make a sucking noise....
A note from a famously tight boss who doesn't like heating his factory says "In the event of fire, keep it to yourself or everyone will want one."
The boss dictated an important memo to his secretary. The secretary then asked "Shall I put this on the notice board sir?"
"No put it on the clock, I want everyone to see it!"
A busker was busy playing in Baker Street station with little success. Then he hit upon an idea and put a note by his hat "Hush money gratefully accepted."
The trade union representative goes up to the shop steward and says "Look we don't mind the pay cut, we don't mind working the extra couple of hours a week, but what the hell do you mean by you need to be ill to have a day off sick?"
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