Pregnant Turkey

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Pregnant Turkey

Postby Romulus111VADT » Thu Oct 26, 2006 5:46 pm

One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to her sister's house for the Traditional feast.

Knowing how gullible her sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told her sister that she needed something from the store.

When her sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, Removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into The turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey.

She then placed the bird(S) back in the oven

When it was time for dinner, her sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon Hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.

With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this Horrifying news, her sister started to cry.

It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!

Yep..................SHE'S BLOND  ::)

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Re: Pregnant Turkey

Postby Romulus111VADT » Fri Oct 27, 2006 3:45 am

Alrighty then, I can see this one went over like a fart in church....lol.
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Re: Pregnant Turkey

Postby Jared » Fri Oct 27, 2006 4:14 am

lol, first time I saw this one :) I Like it :P
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Re: Pregnant Turkey

Postby Sir_Jon » Fri Oct 27, 2006 8:36 am

Hehe sounds like something I should do at Christmas ;D
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Re: Pregnant Turkey

Postby TSC. » Fri Oct 27, 2006 8:46 am

First time i've seen this one, man that was a good trick to play - probably put her off poultry for life ;D

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Re: Pregnant Turkey

Postby Akula. » Fri Oct 27, 2006 11:06 am

;D ;D

Nice trick!
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Re: Pregnant Turkey

Postby ozzy72 » Fri Oct 27, 2006 12:42 pm

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