




Well, at least you didn't run the flag up the flag pole while you were laying on your back



Maybe not but if he got a tattoo of a clock face round his flag pole and lay in the garden and though of Dolly Parton I reckon he'd be the most accurate sundial in Europe![]()
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If Paul wound his clock it'd probably result in a hernia![]()
...God help us if the Cuckoo pops out, he may never get it back in the clock and the door shut again..... 


What ever happened to the chicken recipe...lmao.
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I cuddled the chicken....
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Paul...it's what I do......!

God, I love perverted metaphors.

....guess I'm guilty also.... 

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