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Cardiologist funeral

Postby Romulus111VADT » Wed Sep 20, 2006 5:14 pm

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral.........I'm a gynecologist."

The proctologist fainted.
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Re: Cardiologist funeral

Postby Flt.Lt.Andrew » Thu Sep 21, 2006 3:43 am

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEAUTIFUL!



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Re: Cardiologist funeral

Postby ozzy72 » Thu Sep 21, 2006 6:27 am

Nice one ;D
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Re: Cardiologist funeral

Postby Ecko » Thu Sep 21, 2006 9:21 am

LOOOOOOOOO-OOOOL!!! :o ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Cardiologist funeral

Postby killerbunny » Fri Sep 22, 2006 5:57 pm

Thats a funeral I want to attend ;D
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Re: Cardiologist funeral

Postby Katahu » Fri Sep 22, 2006 6:38 pm

I wonder how my funeral would turn out if I died as a pharmacy tech. ;D
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Re: Cardiologist funeral

Postby Romulus111VADT » Fri Sep 22, 2006 7:30 pm

I wonder how my funeral would turn out if I died as a pharmacy tech. ;D


Stuffed in a bottle with a child proof cap, maybe.... ;)

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Re: Cardiologist funeral

Postby Jared » Fri Sep 22, 2006 8:18 pm

;D
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