Punishment

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Punishment

Postby Helms » Tue Sep 19, 2006 4:25 pm

Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you've got me in a good mood, I'll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you'll be locked up forever.

Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured. He then takes him to a massive coliseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions. Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which there is a bottle of the finest wine sitting on a table. To Bill's delight, he sees a PC in the corner. Without hesitation, Bill says "I'll take this option."

"Fine," says Satan, allowing Bill to enter the room. Satan locks the room after Bill.

As he turns around, he bumps into Lucifer. "That was Bill Gates!" cried Lucifer. "Why did you give him the best place of all!"

"That's what everyone thinks" snickered Satan.

"The bottle has a hole in it!"

"What about the PC?"

"It's got Windows 95!" laughed Satan.

"And it's missing three keys,"

"Which three?"

"Control, Alt and Delete."
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Re: Punishment

Postby Akula. » Wed Sep 20, 2006 1:14 am

LOL!  ;D ;D Burn and die, billy-boy!
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Re: Punishment

Postby Jared » Wed Sep 20, 2006 4:15 am

lol, that's good :)
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Re: Punishment

Postby Gunny04 » Wed Sep 20, 2006 6:35 am

.... Why does everyone hate Bill gates? but the joke is hilarious! Cheers, Gunny
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Re: Punishment

Postby Akula. » Wed Sep 20, 2006 10:14 am

NOt everybody does. I dislike him because of his buy-everyone-out-before-they-can-compete-with-us attitude. Just my 1/50 of a $...
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Re: Punishment

Postby flymo » Wed Sep 20, 2006 1:16 pm

lol nice joke

in all fairness evereyone sais they "hate bill gates" but everyone who sais that sais it because htier PC freezes/crashes etc.. but i aint had a crash since i used 98 and.. they could always use Linux or apple.....but why would you want to do that!

in all fairness bill gates is a champion

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Re: Punishment

Postby gryshnak » Wed Sep 20, 2006 3:56 pm

but i aint had a crash since i used 98

You don't use your computer very much then...

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Re: Punishment

Postby Akula. » Thu Sep 21, 2006 2:18 am

i had a record-breaker a few days back. 12 seconds of uptime before my PC crashed again. Cmon, thats just pathetic...
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