Lving Will.

[Romulus111VADT]

I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.

Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers / doctors interested in simply running up the bills.  

If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:
 
______ Pizza
______ Steak and Baked Potato
______ BBQ of any type
______ Hamburger with the works
______ French fries
______ Hot biscuits
______ Cold Beer
______ Cup of tea  
______ Cup of coffee
______ Bowl of ice cream - Chocolate
______ Chocolate of any type
______ All of the above,
 
It should be presumed that I won't ever get better.  
 
When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.  ;D

[ozzy72]

I've just shown this to the missus and she reckons thee and me are two peas in a pod

[Jared]

hmm, this could get ugly real quick

[Romulus111VADT]

I've just shown this to the missus and she reckons thee and me are two peas in a pod

I think it's something to do with us ex-military types....