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New CEO

Postby ozzy72 » Thu Aug 24, 2006 2:14 am

A large company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO.  This new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.  On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning against a wall.  The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business!

The new CEO walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked, "How much money do you make a week?"  A little surprised, the young fellow looked at him and replied, "I make $300.00 a week. Why?" The CEO then handed the guy $1,200 in cash and screamed, "Here's four weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come back."

Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?"  From across the room came a voice, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."
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Re: New CEO

Postby Mictheslik » Thu Aug 24, 2006 3:24 am

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: New CEO

Postby Iwannabeapilot » Thu Aug 24, 2006 6:11 am

BPB but funny all the same  ;D ;D
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Re: New CEO

Postby lilley91 » Thu Aug 24, 2006 3:46 pm

never heard it, and very good

bet he felt like a prat!!

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Re: New CEO

Postby flymo » Thu Aug 24, 2006 5:08 pm

lol
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Re: New CEO

Postby beefhole » Sat Aug 26, 2006 1:21 am

Aye, posted this a few months back.

Still a great joke ;D
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Re: New CEO

Postby Saitek » Sat Aug 26, 2006 5:02 am

Yep Mark, were you on holiday? ;)
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