The lone rangers.

What are you laughing at?

The lone rangers.

Postby South » Thu Aug 24, 2006 1:12 am

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their
tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger andsays,"Kemo Sabe, look
towards sky; what you see?"
The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies.  Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord
is all powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.  What's it tell you, Tonto?"

"You dumber than buffalo.  Someone stole tent."

;D
South
 

Re: The lone rangers.

Postby Jared » Thu Aug 24, 2006 3:10 pm

lol......common sense ;)
User avatar
Jared
Lieutenant Colonel
Lieutenant Colonel
 
Posts: 9976
Joined: Sun Jul 13, 2003 11:18 am
Location: Uniontown, Ohio

Re: The lone rangers.

Postby `Josh » Thu Aug 24, 2006 3:38 pm

I've heard the joke, except it was Sherlock Holmes and Watson.

Still funny. ;D
Here endeth the lesson.
`Josh
2nd Lieutenant
2nd Lieutenant
 
Posts: 257
Joined: Tue Nov 09, 2004 8:14 pm
Location: Atoka, TN

Re: The lone rangers.

Postby flymo » Thu Aug 24, 2006 5:14 pm

lol me likes
flymo
 

Re: The lone rangers.

Postby flyboy 28 » Thu Aug 24, 2006 6:15 pm

Very nice. ;D
User avatar
flyboy 28
Colonel
Colonel
 
Posts: 10264
Joined: Thu Jun 12, 2003 4:01 pm
Location: Jacksonville, FL

Re: The lone rangers.

Postby Hai Perso Coyone? » Fri Aug 25, 2006 3:54 am

Heard that one in a different version ;D
User avatar
Hai Perso Coyone?
Ground hog
Ground hog
 
Posts: 0
Joined: Fri Jan 12, 2007 7:31 pm
Location: Rome, Italy

Re: The lone rangers.

Postby Overspeed » Fri Aug 25, 2006 10:22 am

;D
Image
User avatar
Overspeed
1st Lieutenant
1st Lieutenant
 
Posts: 484
Joined: Wed Feb 08, 2006 11:00 pm


Return to Humour

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 131 guests