Life Cycle

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Life Cycle

Postby Romulus111VADT » Wed Aug 16, 2006 6:38 pm

I think the life cycle is all backwards

You should start out dead and get it out of the way.

Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy;
go collect your pension, then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally
promiscuous and you get ready for High School.

You go to primary school, you become a kid , you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then...

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every
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Re: Life Cycle

Postby jb2_86_uk » Wed Aug 16, 2006 6:57 pm

mmm I think women might disagree about passing a child in the other direction ha ha

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Re: Life Cycle

Postby Dr.Goodfly » Wed Aug 16, 2006 7:13 pm

Yecch.
An Orgasm? Yeah, thats EXACTLY how I wanted my life to start. Hell, I don't even remember my first seven years on this glorious mud ball we call home!
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Re: Life Cycle

Postby Romulus111VADT » Wed Aug 16, 2006 7:29 pm

mmm I think women might disagree about passing a child in the other direction ha ha

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Hmm, Good point..... ;D

Yecch.
An Orgasm? Yeah, thats EXACTLY how I wanted my life to start. Hell, I don't even remember my first seven years on this glorious mud ball we call home!
Cheers,
Doc.

You'd remember your childhood and forget your old age if it were backwards.  ;)

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Re: Life Cycle

Postby Dr.Goodfly » Fri Aug 18, 2006 10:28 pm

I think not.
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Re: Life Cycle

Postby Omag 2.0 » Sat Aug 19, 2006 6:57 am

Only one flaw in your masterplan... in the end you end up as another person's orgasm! Major bummer...  ;D  ;D  ;D
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Re: Life Cycle

Postby Jared » Sat Aug 19, 2006 12:15 pm

[quote]Only one flaw in your masterplan... in the end you end up as another person's orgasm! Major bummer...
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Re: Life Cycle

Postby Romulus111VADT » Sat Aug 19, 2006 12:42 pm

[quote]Only one flaw in your masterplan... in the end you end up as another person's orgasm! Major bummer...
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Re: Life Cycle

Postby Fozzer » Sat Aug 19, 2006 12:54 pm


LMAO, good ole Omag beat Fozzer to the draw. I figured he think of that first..... ;D



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Re: Life Cycle

Postby Omag 2.0 » Sun Aug 20, 2006 6:09 am

It's all in the mind Fozzer... It's all in the mind...

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