first day on the job

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first day on the job

Postby beefhole » Wed Aug 16, 2006 4:37 pm

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.

The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again.  You scared the daylights out of me!"

The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much."

The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."
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Re: first day on the job

Postby Akula. » Thu Aug 17, 2006 6:48 am

;D ;D lol good one!
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Re: first day on the job

Postby flyboy 28 » Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:12 am

Ooh. ;D
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Re: first day on the job

Postby Jared » Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:01 pm

this is soooo old :-P
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Re: first day on the job

Postby flymo » Fri Aug 18, 2006 10:14 am

lol
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