A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband came home unexpectedly.
"Quick," said the woman to her lover, "into the closet!" She shoved him into the closet, stark naked.
The husband however became suspicious, and after a search of the bedroom discovered the man in the closet. "Who are you?" he asked him.
"I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone," replied the man.
"What are you doing here?" asked the husband.
"I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths," answered the man.
Then the husband asked, "And where are your clothes?"
The man looked down at himself and said, "Those little bastards!"
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