Several men were in the club when a cell phone on a bench rang and, because the man next to it engaged the hands free speaker-function, everyone could overhear his conversation.
HIM: "Hello"
HER: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
HIM: "Yes"
HER: "Do you remember those boots I bought last week -- the ones I got for $200 at that sellout? I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000 and matches the boots perfectly. Is it OK if I buy it?"
HIM: "Sure... go ahead if you like it that much."
HER: "Good -- I already picked up a matching purse a few hours ago at that new specialty store for only $100... and a neat belt with silver and gold inlay for just $50."
HIM: "...and it was a good match, huh?
HER: "Certainly was... but the belt needed to have the buckle complimented."
HIM: "Oh?"
HER: "Yeah, the rhinestones on it are about the color of your truck... and it has the face of a jaguar on it, although it may really be a panther or something."
HIM: "...a.. jaguar?"
HER: "Right -- so I also stopped by the Jaguar dealership and looked at the brochures of new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked -- close to the color of your truck, except a deeper shade -- and the leather interior matches the belt and boots. It was only $10,000 down and we can cancel any time before delivery and get half the down payment back... so I figured I might as well order it. We can cancel if you'd rather."
HIM: "OK, but for that price it should have all the options."
HER: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... that house we wanted last year? It's back on the market. They're asking $995,000"
HIM: "Well, then, give them an offer of $900,000. If they don't accept, we can go an extra $50,000. They should find that a fair price."
HER: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
HIM: "Bye! I love you, too."
Shutting off the phone and looking around, the man then addressed his audience, "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?!"
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