A Few More Things to Remember

[H]

The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

The shin bone is a device for finding furniture.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

It's easier to make a mad dash through a meadow of bushes than through a forest of huge trees filled with them.

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[Travis]

Something everyone should ponder at least once in their life:

My Karma Ran Over My Dogma.

Think about it . . .

[H]

Only one addition? Everyone's free to add to the list...

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[legoalex2000]

why does a dog get annoyed when you blow at it's face, but it sitcks it's head out the car window when driving?

no one EVER has enough AA and D batteries, but plenty of AAA and C.

it would make sense to drive on a driveway and park on a parkway, but no, it doesn't.

a SimV'er is always late for his Marmalade.

no longer can you surf the net, you must look for something on it.

at starbucks, they call "small" "tall" so the customer feels like (s)he is getting more when they part when they part with their $5 for a urine sample size cup of coffee swill!

Ramos - tends to like foamy. and the rest of this was completely a waste

[Airshow_lover]

no one EVER has enough AA and D batteries, but plenty of AAA and C.

I tend to disagree :-/