Oh dear...

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Oh dear...

Postby igs942 » Thu Jul 20, 2006 6:41 am

*Read the joke before looking at the picture*


Yesterday I was having some work done at the Ford dealer. A woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

We all looked at each other, and the mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."

The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.
He then took her over to another car, which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?
 
She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."




















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Re: Oh dear...

Postby lilley91 » Thu Jul 20, 2006 6:44 am

that really is apalling!!

was this person blonde?

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Postby Woodlouse2002 » Thu Jul 20, 2006 6:46 am

Nice. ;D
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Re: Oh dear...

Postby Airshow_lover » Thu Jul 20, 2006 3:23 pm

::) ;D
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Postby Ecko » Thu Jul 20, 2006 5:48 pm

Nice one. ;D
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Postby Jared » Thu Jul 20, 2006 5:55 pm

BPB, by me and a few others :-P still a good one though ;)
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Postby Wingo » Fri Jul 21, 2006 6:54 am

I think someone forgot their Marmelade ;D
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