men strike back

[Craig.]

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can
walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

[Mushroom_Farmer]

LOL............

No wonder this forum has few female members.........

 ;D

[Saitek]

Great attack. I have never worked out why Simviation has so few women. Other forums have them on.  ::)

[BAW0343]

Great attack. I have never worked out why Simviation has so few women. Other forums have them on.  ::)

other forums have women beacuse they dont talk about marmalaide, straight jackets, and women dont like the small padded rooms we all get  ;)

perhaps we need more color options for the pads in the rooms  ;D

[Saitek]

Perhaps none of us are good-looking! One look at the wall of shame sent them all packing!

[BAW0343]

Perhaps none of us are good-looking! One look at the wall of shame sent them all packing!

thats only cause im not up there yet  ;)

[H]

thats only cause im not up there yet  ;)

...You're saying that, once your face is shown, they'll fly out of here without even waiting to pack?
...I was asked for a mugshot but I have no inclination to be mugged nor have my mug shot.

8)

[BAW0343]

...I was asked for a mugshot but I have no inclination to be mugged nor have my mug shot.

Give me all your marmalaide or i'll shoot the mug

[H]

Give me all your marmalaide or i'll shoot the mug

Shoot away -- that isn't my mug!

8)

[Sir_Jon]

Lol Very funny Craig