A husband looked at his wife one day and jokingly said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV -- but every night I got to sleep with a hot 25-year-old blonde. Now we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV but I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your part of things."
His wife proved she was a very reasonable woman. She told him to go out and find a hot 25-year-old blonde. Then, she added, she would make sure that he would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10 inch cheap black and white TV.