Buy and Try...!

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Buy and Try...!

Postby Fozzer » Fri Jun 23, 2006 6:47 am

I just popped into my local Sainsbury's super-store this morning, to purchase some tasty ingredients to make an amazing meal for today's dins...as I do every day...
..and I was immediately confronted by a selection of lovely Sainsbury's ladies sporting tight fitting tops promoting their products and displaying the words...

"You buy, You try"

So... as is my wont...

I approached one of the well blessed, lovely ladies, and enquired if I could possibly purchase a pair of the articles displayed in front of my lustful eyes, to try out*...?

This reduced them immediately into peals of laughter, as obviously none of them hadn't appreciated Fozzers inbuilt, natural detection of humorous occurrences... ;)...!

...is it only me that can see the comical side of life...?

LOL...!

Paul.... 8)...!

* I purchased a pair of them to replace my pillow tonight...
...Joy... ;D...!
I'll let you know how my slumber went tomorrow morning... ;)...!

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Re: Buy and Try...!

Postby ozzy72 » Fri Jun 23, 2006 6:58 am

Fozzer you are a tart... well done ;) ;D
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Re: Buy and Try...!

Postby Omag 2.0 » Fri Jun 23, 2006 8:15 am

I bet they didn't see that one comming... So, did you wave to them with a couple of grapefuits when leaving the store?  ;D
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Re: Buy and Try...!

Postby Fozzer » Fri Jun 23, 2006 9:08 am

I bet they didn't see that one comming... So, did you wave to them with a couple of grapefuits when leaving the store?  ;D


Omag...

You have no idea what fun I can have with a couple of Sainsbury's "But me, Try Me" grapefruits/melons/pumpkins... ;)...!

LOL... ;D...!

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Re: Buy and Try...!

Postby H » Fri Jun 23, 2006 11:12 am

Foz, You may need vitamins but, no matter how much C you have, even if those melons and pumpkins are well over 6 feet in diameter, you're still out of your gourd. :P

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Re: Buy and Try...!

Postby Akula. » Sat Jun 24, 2006 1:42 pm

me and a few mates embarrased the tesco staff today. On the front cover of the Evening News (a newspaper for american readers) there ws an article about salmonella in chocolate bars. So we were holding a copy next to the confectionary aisle, putting people off. We decided to leave before we were.,.. um... forcibly ejected.
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Re: Buy and Try...!

Postby Romulus111VADT » Sat Jun 24, 2006 1:58 pm

I bet he had to test each melon out with a proper squeeze..... ;D
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Re: Buy and Try...!

Postby Dogfighter » Sat Jun 24, 2006 3:05 pm

Hahaha Dr Fozzer.   8)
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