Funniest site ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Alphajet_Enthusiast]

This site contains a database of past and present conversations on forums like ours, short but

[flyboy 28]

One and three.

[Ecko]

LOL! I love this stuff.. ;D ;D ;D



#5301 +(4735)> [X]

LITTLETON, Colo. - Colorado officials plan to try a 15-year-old boy as an adult for allegedly offering a Sony PlayStation to have his aunt killed.
is it modded?



LOL!!! BEST ONE!!!

#4916 +(4650)> [X]

tetris is so unrealistic

[EirePlane]

LOL brilliant

if eminem had a 15 year old sister, she would look like this http://www.msnusers.com/mypicture?user= ... GXx*RzqyY$
that's the weirdest ascii art i saw in ages
oh, it is a link. nm

[Triple_7]

Chutt: my wife drops an earring down the bathroom sink
Chutt: so i take the sink apart and get it back
Chutt: while i'm hooking everything back up, she helpfully cleans out the bucket i used under the drain
Chutt: of course, i called out "it's in the bucket" after she took it
Chutt: but apparently that didn't register.  so i got to take apart the basement drain

Whoops

[BAW0343]

lmao i just spent an hour on there! Thanks for the link!

[ChuckMajik]

this one...

#240849 +(6346)- [X]

what does your robot do, sam
it collects data about the surrounding environment, then discards it and drives into walls

Just made me spew forth gobs of snot from my nose!

[Souichiro]

This is the ultimate one!

#309397 +(6695)- [X]

don't you hate it when you shit on the floor, and you can hear it fall but you have no idea where it actually landed, and spend like 5 minutes looking for it
...
what?
oh shit
don't you hate it when you DROP shit

Yeah bash is great!


And this one..

#412248 +(6251)- [X]

I helped the EMTs at a car wreck and got blood all over my arms and shirt. It looked like I murdered 20 people with a fork... anyway, I walked into a convieniance store down the street and said my girlfriend needs a tampon. The guy at the counter was mortified.

[Theis]

This one gotta be the best!!

#99835 +(12699)- [X]

Hey, you know what sucks?
vaccuums
Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
black holes
Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
lava?

Or this one!!

#349567 +(8629)- [X]

Rabidplaybunny87: Okay, so my neighbors officially hate me
GarbageStan23: why?
Rabidplaybunny87: Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s'mores and all... and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us.
Rabidplaybunny87: So we all went running to see what was up, and our neigbor's house was on fire!
GarbageStan23: oh shit!
Rabidplaybunny87: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever
Rabidplaybunny87: Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire....
Rabidplaybunny87: talk about bad timing...

and this one

#9322 +(8487)- [X]

Ouroboros: lets play Pong
Ok.
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Whoops

[Theis]

#348498 +(5088)- [X]

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where's pacman when you need him?

[AlphaBravo]

<_kr4m3r> so many fucking criminals, its bullshit
heh, if we sent all the criminals to some empty continent and just left them there to die
and showed up like 50yrs later like, "sup?"
whatd u think they'd say?
something along the lines of, "G`Day mate"

what the fcuk is wtf

[Jared]

this guy aidan was aruging with this chick emma at tea
and shes like saying it wouldnt hurt that much getting kicked in the balls
and he goes spread your legs then and ill kick you in the balls
and shes like i dont have balls
and he goes who are you trying to kid with a mostache like that
and she got up and left

[matt2190]

My brother got a $1500 car deck for $6.58 today.
Was that the cost of the crowbar and ski mask?

Dude. My mom's letting me use her once I get a license.
o_o
..use your mom?
..
HER CAR
X-x;

[beefhole]

I found this about two months back and me and my buddy spent almost an entire Satruday night laughing our asses off

I can't post my favorites, they're not appropriate

btw, all these are (suppsoedly) off of IRC, not forums

[Woodlouse2002]

This is the best one...

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SparTacus (rulimbaww@3B942731.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) has joined #santcuary
*SparTacus is now known as Betty_Guns
wacko Jacko (lbeedy@1C57684.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) has joined #santcuary
ok spartacus just came n here i know it. which one of you is that loser?
I am spartacus
no im spartacus
I am spartacus
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